Out of Carroll, Iowa comes the story of two would-be robbers who seemed to be without masks. But they had a black permanent marker.
Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller, c'mon down! You're on the national news wire for being complete dumb-asses! Your mothers must be so proud of you. And it's a pretty safe bet that you won't be getting those Mensa certificates anytime soon.
"They were being dumb and, combine that with alcohol, and it was the perfect storm," Carroll Police Chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.
"I've been chief here almost 25 years, been with the department 28½ years and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best combination of the two -- strangely weird and hilariously funny all at the same time."
Read the AP story here.
Comments