Believe it or not, House Republicans are looking to pass this resolution, honoring the millions, umm, hundreds of thousands, OK, fine, tens of thousands of people who marched on Washington on September 12 to protest whatever Fox News was telling them they were protesting.
Seriously. It reads as follows...
RESOLUTION
Expressing gratitude and appreciation to the individuals and
families who participated in the Taxpayer March on Washington on
September 12, 2009.
Whereas, on September 12, 2009, hundreds of thousands of American
patriots, who refuse to sit idly by as the Federal Government advances
skyrocketing deficits, taxpayer-funded bailouts, pork-barrel projects,
burdensome taxes, unaccountable policy czars, command-and-control
energy policy, and a government takeover of health care, came to
Washington, DC, to show their disapproval;
Whereas individuals also wanted to convey their displeasure with the
future tax increases that will be required to pay for deficit-financed
spending;
Whereas these individuals understand that the fundamental American
principles of limited government and personal liberty are under direct
assault;
Whereas this dedicated group of freedom-loving Americans believe in
open, accountable, responsible, constitutionally based government;
Whereas hundreds of buses, multiple caravans of cars from across the
country, and many individually chartered flights, as well as thousands
of lone-traveling cars and trucks, brought these patriots to
Washington, DC, solely for this event;
Whereas these individuals endured considerable personal expense to
get to the march, including transportation and lodging expenses, as
well as lost wages in many instances;
Whereas estimates of the number of people who peacefully marched
from Freedom Plaza to the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on September
12, 2009, range as high as 1,700,000 marchers;
Whereas all 50 States were represented in the march;
Whereas this event is considered to be the largest ever gathering of fiscal conservatives in Washington, DC;
Whereas special accolades are due to the grassroots citizens
organizations across the country who helped individuals exercise their
constitutionally protected First Amendment rights in the Nation’s
capital; and
Whereas when the current trends of government expansion and freedom
retrenchment are reversed, it will be due in large part to the efforts
of the hundreds of thousands who marched on Washington, DC, on
September 12, 2009: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That the House of Representatives expresses its
gratitude and appreciation to the hundreds of thousands of people who
marched on Washington, DC, on September 12, 2009, to show their love of
liberty and their grievance with recent government actions.
Really, Republicans? This is how you're spending your time? This is the legislation you're working on? An homage to the Beckians? Seriously? Wow.
To Hell with passing health care reform! The GOP would rather focus on giving kudos to their intellectually challenged and don't-call-us-racist-but-we-are-kinda-racist base. You remember: these people...
Ever the classy bunch, don't you know.
[h/t Jed at DK for the photo montage]