Kerfuffle

Give the gift of security to your overly-paranoid loved one this Christmas!

I mean, honestly, what could possibly go wrong with one of these? 

Nothing says "I love you" more than giving someone an accident waiting to happen.

Endorsed by Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney!

[h/t Bob P.]

Reason #425 why I am glad I don't have kids: The baby that will not shut up

Honestly, I'd probably commit some kind of capital crime if I had been on this car ride.

OMFG.  Can you imagine having this little darling next to you on a flight from New York to San Francisco?  Or worse, being the parents of this kid on a flight from New York to San Francisco?

Expect to see this charmer on either Fox News or MSNBC in about 30 years.  And she (he?) will make about the same about of sense then, most likely.

Yeah, I know:  I'm an ass.  But at least I am honest about it.