Kerfuffle

Quite possibly the best natural birth control option: Glenn Beck touts his show as a way "to get that hot chick."

Television is a lot of different things to a lot of different people.  For example, did you know that DVRing Glenn Beck's show is seemingly a sure-fire way of getting the hot chick from accounting to come back to your place for a little conservative canoodling? 

Here's the plan:

 

It has to be true.  It's on FOX News, home to the Willfully Ignorant.

[h/t MMA]

I'm betting this is not the headline and lead paragraphs she had in mind for her obituary

From the Associated Press, via HuffPo...

Solange Magnano:  Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cosmetic Buttocks Surgery

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks.

Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires.

Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," he said.

I know, I know; it's a tragedy.  The woman died, and needlessly so it would appear.  But, it's still funny in one of those "don't let this be you" kind of ways.  Gluteoplasty?  Really?  Baby wanted more back?  Eat a lot of Cheetos, fried chicken and ice cream and you'll get the same result without having to shoot killer goop into your bottom.

And, no, this should not be covered under the public option.